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Raiding Tonight

Me: Mom, uh, can you babysit tonight? Just until Twig falls asleep? We have a raid. Mom: Are you going to kill that lava-worm this time? Me: Hopefully. Mom: I hope they don’t all stand in the fire....

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We Failed To Kill the Lava Worm. Murloc Mom is disappointed.

My mom was very disappointed to hear that we didn’t kill the lava worm. Guest art courtesy of Theanorak at Mysterious Buttons.

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Bigwigs Helps You Get Out of the Fire

I Tried Something New Because I Failed Repeatedly Man, I was embarrassed the other night.  I came home from work, and they needed an AOE healer to sub in.  ”Guys, I got this,” I confidently bragged...

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Twig does not get sarcasm

Last night, Twig did not want to go to sleep.  Thinking herself clever, she announced: “THERE’S A BUG!” Which would, of course, cause parental intervention to search for said bug and then reassure that...

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Adventures in Failtanking: The Troll Heroics

I am not going to lie to you. I have no real advice on how to be the best Troll Heroic tank. This article was written over the span of two weeks recounting my trials and tribulations of tanking the...

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Failing and Flailing at Shadow

I did Shadow last night.  It was awful.  I’m awful. Then lo and behold, Wow Insider covered this topic recently, as in why I SHOULD do shadow.  Hrm. Reasons to do Shadow (for me): I can run heroics...

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Hot Lava is my New Nemesis

Well it’s Hot Lava!  Check it and see.  I got a fever of a hundred and three… Ahem.  No more singing! Back to srs bzns.  Overjoyed by the ability to get VP in T-11 normal (and outside the dreaded,...

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From Hot Lava to Tornadoes

Guys it’s like one of those SAT problems… Hot lava: jumping fail Tornadoes: ___ (a) pudding (b) 17th century (c) a big word you’ve never seen before but looks slightly dirty (d) running fail And the...

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Epic Fail on the Chakra Uptime Front

Sooo… Despite the fact that Chakra state lasts indefinitely until cancelled or changed to a different chakra state… I’m still not at 100% uptime for boss fights. Look at this.  What the hell? Last I...

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Plagiarists: Will They Never Learn?

It was brought to my attention by Grimmtooth that a TGN-TV artist1  is giving away original art that definitely isn’t *COUGH* the Stained Class Series by Liala of Disciplinary Action. Just so we're...

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The Destination Looks Good. The Journey Makes No Sense.

The night before 6.0, I hit 64 and got a new monk ability, healing sphere.1  Haha, I said, that’s going away tomorrow.  And it did. But here’s the fun part: Detonate Chi, the new ability that...

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Instance Crashes? Seriously?

The last 2 nights have been plagued with instance crashes.  We’d be a couple bosses in and I’d disconnect.  I was afraid the first time that it was just my connection and that the group would die...

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Raiding Occurred

I’m saying “raiding occurred” and not “I raided” because the latter statement would imply that I contributed to the raiding.  I completely did not. I am always out of mana.  Obviously, I’m undergeared,...

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